Fellow Artists
John Beecham- Author
I'll
come right out and say it; I'm a weird guy - a walking anomaly, even. I am an ox, and a moron. I am a
reverend with nary a religious bone in my body.
I suffer from a creativity deficit disorder. I attack people for their poor movie choices whilst donning dark
glasses and a fake mustache to sneak out to the latest cheesy horror flick. I never met a Coen movie I
didn't like. I own more knives than articles of clothing.
I once suffered a massive head injury. I'm filled with enough metal to set off the detectors at the airport.
Bravery has never suited me. I believe that everything is a conspiracy. I'm the only man in Colorado who
drives the speed limit.
I say "Keen" a lot. I'm the world's first straightedge alcoholic. I avoid thinking whenever possible. I'm a
member of the vast right wing conspiracy. I'm nearly impossible to insult. I go off on bizarre rants with little
provocation or notice. I'm a professional student who can't afford tuition bills. I have no ninjality.
I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm a compulsive movie watcher in desperate need of serious psychiatric
aid or a good punch in the nose - whichever is cheaper and less painful (I lean toward the latter at the
moment). Finally, I can convince myself of just about anything.
Aside from writing bizarre bios like the one above, he writes a great deal of fantasy and science fiction.
His first book, "Storms of Vengeance" is now out in stores or available through Amazon.com and
BarnesandNoble.com.
Andrew Hixon is a freelance photographer based in Littleton, Colorado with over 10 years experience in
the field
Upon graduating from the University of Pittsburgh in 1998 with a Bachelor's Degree in Communications,
Andrew headed west to the mountains of Colorado. There, he furthered his education, obtaining an
Associate's Degree in Video Production
The move to Colorado was his inspiration and motivation to parlay a passionate photography hobby into
a passionate photography career
In 2005, Andrew was selected as a finalist for the International Library of Photography's Photo of the
Year Contest and was later published in their annual collection titled Dawn's Frontier
I am a writer/journalist from Sweden, after finishing my journalist degree at Carroll College in
Waukesha, Wisconsin I moved back to my hometown and this is where I live at the moment. Currently I
am working on my first full length novel set in 18th century France as well as pitching story ideas to
magazines and newspapers.
